Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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