Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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