It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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