My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Randomize
