do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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