If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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