she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
My life is pants optional.
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