So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
