now i know why i became what i already was.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
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