Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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