Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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