Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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