So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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