you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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