We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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