We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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