none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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