We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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