New low: just hacked my moms facebook
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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