I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
No subtext here. People are naked.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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