hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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