There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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