Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Randomize
