Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
sex in a hospital.. check
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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