Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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