Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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