real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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