Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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