so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
