I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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