its not stalking. its research.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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