Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
as a side note pls kill me
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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