What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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