We won't sleep together?
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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