Dual....:-)
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
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