i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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