My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Randomize
