Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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