belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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