Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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