Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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