whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
