There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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