There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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