Soap is not a condiment
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
wow bdsm is so cute
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