She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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