So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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