no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
