i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
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