so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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