You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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