On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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