just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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