I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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