is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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