Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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